dirtyteenager:

Send Me A Fruit!

• Strawberry – I’m in love with you.
• Cherry – We should be friends.
• Watermelon – I think you’re good looking.
• Blueberry – You’re awful.
• Kiwi – You’re annoying.
• Raspberry – You’re ugly.
• Plum – I would fuck you.
• Papua Fruit – I would date you.
• Grapes – I could stay on your blog for hours.
• Starfruit – Let’s fuck lol.
• Orange – I want to get to know you.
• Tangerine – We have a lot in common.
• Lemon – I wish you would notice me.
• Lime – I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
• Banana – Suck my dick.