bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

carryonmy-assbutt:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

theycallmethemoose:

voldemortcanyounot:

thisisrubyok:

heavendean:

#bUT IMAGINE TWO HOTTIES TURN UP TO YOUR DOORSTEP #i’D BE LiKE ‘IS IT MA BIRTHDAY?’ 

#THEN YOU’D REMEMBER THAT THESE TWO BEING THERE PROBABLY MENAS SOMETHING INCREDIBLY DEADLY IS IN YOUR GENERAL AREA AND MOST LIKELY GOING TO KILL YOU NEXT

#WORTH IT

OH COME ON IF SAM WINCHESTER TURNS UP AT YOUR DOOR YOU GONNA DIE ANYWAY

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

BUT OPEN YOUR WHORE LEGS

PRAY FOR DEAN TO HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU