What if all the fangirls grew up to be mothers and named their children after their favorite characters?

Mother: River Song, when mommy asks you to tell the truth, you don’t just say “spoilers”.
Mother: KHAN, WE DON’T HIT! KHAN, NO! KHAAAAAN!
Mother: Hannibal! We don’t bite other kids when we’re hungry!
Mother: Severus, we do not make potions in the house without asking mommy first.
Mother: Dean, do not call that little boy a “bitch”! Watch your tongue!
Mother: Katniss, do not shoot arrows in the house! You know the rules!
Mother: Doctor, eat your beans. And don’t call them “evil”.
Mother: SHERLOCK! Put your trousers on!
Mother: Spock! Get back here and apologize for punching Jim in the face!
Mother: Harry, the brooms are for cleaning, not riding on.
Mother: Sam, you’re making a mess with the salt!
Mother: Thor, don’t touch that hammer. Thor. Thor, no! Put the hammer DOWN!