me on my period

me: touch me and DIE
me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
me: -cries for 3 hours-
me: oh my god i’m hungry
me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
me: no no no please don’t sneeze please don’t FUCKING SNEEZE
me: -sneezes-
me: THE END IS HERE