me when i have kids

daughter/son: hey mom i really like this ban-
me: OHMYGOD WHEN DOES THEIR TOUR START? DO YOU WANT SOME BAND MERCH?? WHEN ARE THEY COMING HERE? DO U WANT SOME TICKETS TO GO SEE THEM? DO U WANT VIP TICKETS?? DO U WANT TO SNEAK BACKSTAGE WITH ME TO GO MEET THEM? DO U WANT ME TO FANGIRL WITH U? U WANT ME TO HELP U GET TO THE BARRICADE ? U WANNA GET MATCHING SHIRTS??