Me: hey mom, I have Something to tell you. Ya might want to sit sown, it’ll be easier for both you and me.

Mom: oh no. What is it?

Me: I love you!! Ha ha!! Gotcha!!!

Mom: *laughs*

Me: What did you think I was going to say??!

Mom: Well you never go out so I knew you weren’t pregnant.

Is it bad that I actually took that as an insult??!